Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Vape Culture

I drove past a vape shop the other day that had a very silly name. I don't even remember what it was, though. That's just it — it wasn't like a clever pun or anything memorable, it was just weird. The kind of thing that makes you say, "What the fuck...?" before slipping out of your memory at the next stoplight.

So, it occurred to me that the title you see above would be a good name for a shop. The way I see it, it's one of those deals where the people who will be angrily boycotting you probably weren't ever going to shop there anyway, and you'll get all the free advertising you could possibly want. Any aspiring entrepreneurs out there, feel free to use it. (Just remember whose idea it was if you ever have money to burn.)

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to hell. As if you didn't snicker.

...of course, Google exists to remind you that you've never had an original thought in your life. Ah, well.