Friday, June 07, 2013

Cocaine Runnin' Around My Brain

America, I'm here today because I love and care about you. This is why, after the latest episode, I want to urge you to seek treatment for your addiction to moronic pop-science stories about how everything from chocolate to the Internet, make-up sex and fatty foods is "like cocaine". There are only so many facile comparisons your brain can handle, and I don't want to find you dead of an overdose.