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Saturday, June 30, 2012
You Know What the Sun's All About When the Lights Go Out
Just spent 24 hours without power in a wretched heatwave. First priority: thanking Willis Carrier, the Promethean genius who stole air conditioning from the gods. It may be hastening our demise, but fuck it, I'll accept the Faustian bargain. As a spokesman for humanity, I'd rather have a couple generations of comfortable living than an extra few million years of this sweltering misery.