The One True Blog: Trying to Find the In-Between

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Trying to Find the In-Between

I hate, hate, hate having to go for nearly a week without writing, but I just finished a thirteen-hour day at work. Monday was a sixteen-hour day. Etc. I am a burnt cinder at the moment.

So, anytime one of you wealthy readers wants to act as a patron and send me a few thousand bucks a month, I can get back to popping grapes in my mouth all day while writing for your entertainment...

2 comments:

noel said...: I would, but, what with redecorating the yacht, and getting that judge to drop the charges (Kids mature so young these days!), I can't take on any new projects.; 9:09 AM
Brian M said...: I'll check my Lotto tickets, Scribbler and get back to you once I've confirmed my winnings.; 11:44 AM

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