You would think a leader whose "gutsy" decision to take out the evil mastermind behind 9/11 would be getting high-fives all around — and from men in particular. But not according to the latest IBD/TIPP Poll.In fact, men are one of the few demographic groups whose opinion of President Obama is lower today than a month ago, before the Navy SEALs' successful raid on Osama bin Laden's Pakistan compound May 2.
Didn't I tell you? Didn't I just tell you last week that we needed more balls in Myrrhica these days? I mean, come on. Killing a terrorist, dumping the body in the ocean and refusing to release the pictures? Pfft. Real men aren't so easily impressed. If Obama wanted a bounce in the polls, he should have filmed a bukkake video with the SEALs on Osama's bloody face. Hell, he should have personally skull-fucked him right in one of the bullet holes.
I remember when we had a real manly president who knew exactly what the situation called for:
Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon's delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"
What? No, that's totally not gay. You just don't understand how real men think. Maybe you should get some testosterone supplements, you fairy.