What? Oh, no, you misunderstood me. I didn't actually install a security system. Jeez, you know how expensive those things are? I just stole a Brinks sign out of someone's yard and put it in my own. What burglar is going to call my bluff when there's so many houses without security signs around here?
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Being a homeowner, I thought I should look into a security system to protect my property from the roving hordes of barbarians, cannibals, zombies and other undesirables sure to be seen lurching around the post-Rapture hellscape (no sign of Jeebus around here yet, but it's still only late afternoon). I took an informal survey of the yard signs throughout the nearby suburbs, and a company called Vector was the clear favorite, but still, I ultimately decided to go with Brinks. I figured the people who make armored cars should know a thing or two about keeping your stuff safe, right? And installation was a snap, so now I can kick back and relax, safe and sound.