Sunday, March 14, 2010

Sometimes a Veggie Sausage Link Is Just a Veggie Sausage Link

Last year, I learned that being vegetarian had something to do with homosexuality. Now, I'm hearing that eating veggie protein sources - fake meats - is the equivalent of fucking latex women.

I don't know what everyone else's problem is, but I, for one, have never had the urge to conflate my sexual desires with my culinary preferences. Please, people, keep your bizarre projections to yourselves.