Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I Am the Scum That's Hated

Nobody likes me! Everybody hates me! Poor, poor me!

- Charlie Brown

Har har:

The North Carolina Democrat is viewed positively by only 15 percent of voters in his home state, according to the firm Public Policy Polling. That total makes Edwards the "most unpopular person we've polled anywhere at any time," conclude the survey's authors.

[...] "What we find is that Republicans will forgive you for cheating on your wife as long as you are a Republican," said Jensen. "Democrats are not forgiving Edwards."

An addendum: Republicans were probably just immensely relieved that Vitter and Ensign had the good sense to have affairs with women, not male prostitutes, undercover cops or teenage boys like most of their comrades. And who the fuck would forgive Edwards? Dancing on your wife's grave to the tune of the Dave Matthews Band? Jesus, what a sick fuck.

Remembering how this sanctimonious shitheel made such a display of wrestling with his conscience only to conclude that he's "just not there yet" when it comes to accepting gay marriage should make people go out of their way to punt him in the crotch every time they see him.