Thursday, August 06, 2009

Marduk And Baal Were Probably Involved, Too

Har har. I just wrote in the last post:


That doesn't even touch on another favorite parlor game of secular liberals, that of insisting that no one with any kind of education or position of power could possibly believe this crap; it has to all be a cynical put-on.

And then I see this:


Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible’s satanic agents of the Apocalypse.
Honest. This isn’t a joke. The president of the United States, in a top-secret phone call to a major European ally, asked for French troops to join American soldiers in attacking Iraq as a mission from God.
Now out of office, Chirac recounts that the American leader appealed to their “common faith” (Christianity) and told him: “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East…. The biblical prophecies are being fulfilled…. This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a New Age begins.”
This bizarre episode occurred while the White House was assembling its “coalition of the willing” to unleash the Iraq invasion. Chirac says he was boggled by Bush’s call and “wondered how someone could be so superficial and fanatical in their beliefs.”

But I'm sure this was all just part of Rove's eleven-dimensional chess plan to make Bush appeal to the average Pabst Blue Ribbon-drinking stumpfucker in the heartland, even if we're only finding out about this now. Or something. Truly crazy people would never actually be allowed near power, right?

2 comments:

Brian M said...

It doesn't even make sense. Why would "God" "need" us to thwart Gog and Magog? Isn't He going to smite them all Himself?

The Vile Scribbler said...

Who can take agents of the apocalypse named Gog and Magog seriously to begin with? I crack up just saying those names out loud!