The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
Well, apparently this dude didn't need his. Teasers:
...after meeting on an internet site about "Furries"...
He told the jury: "It may seem extreme that he wanted his penis bitten off ..."
"It seems that Skarnes was to receive no money for killing Mr and Mrs Monks but the prospect of biting off Monks' penis ..."
Oh, come on. You can't resist. Just do it. You know you're going to click the link.