Wednesday, January 07, 2009

I Love Kids, but I Can Never Finish a Whole One

This is some fine rantin', but I think I enjoy just as much the fact that he refuses to type out the word "goddamn" in a post, whereas "fuck" and "shit" are okay. Oh, and the fact that he's attacking one of our sacred idols, The Children (Who Are Our Future)™.

Needless to say, I approve of all profanity and iconoclastic behavior.


  1. Alright now, your ranter was going along OK until he lost all credibility with the 98% of all crimes are committed by those under 16.

    And wasn't he a kid once?

    Gotta love the license plate, though.

    Maybe he's like Holden Caulfield with his compulsive dual needs: to curse and to censor/expunge ... to keep the world innocent for, um, well, kids.

  2. I think he was just being purposely over-the-top with that 98% statistic. He rarely gets serious about anything, his tongue is almost always planted firmly in cheek.